today i have done this

1. today was real nice out, good day for a 'boat day'
2. mom woke me up at 10:30 am via asking me a series of questions from outside my bedroom door. note: this is a very effective if irritating way of rousing someone from a deep sleep, but be prepared for answers that don't have anything to do with the questions and/or provide more or less information than you were expecting
3. when we got to the yacht club (lol) there was no wind, decided to stay at the dock and 'enjoy the sun'
4. fell asleep inside the boat until ~3 pm, then came out and read 'chelsea chelsea bang bang' on the back deck of the boat
5. this is my one allotted 'beach read' for the summer (not really because i only let myself read one, just seems like i always read one and just one each summer)
6. got the book for 50 cents at a thrift store, down from the cover price of $25.99, jesus

7. ate/drank:
   - 3 bottles water
   - tortilla chips with tostitos brand cheese dip and salsa
   - 1 thai iced tea
   - 1 spring roll
   - 1 skewer tofu satay with peanut sauce
   - spice & dice cashew nut entree (with pineapple, veges, tofu)
   - 1 glass water
   - few bites from mango sticky rice dessert (real nasty)
   - few bites from mom's ice cream dessert (yum but boo dairy)

8. i am becoming lactose intolerant and haven't really wanted to eat all that much dairy this summer, specifically cheese. i real love cheese and this would be difficult if my tummy didn't swell up like a balloon every time i eat too much of it now. this aversion to dairy seems to have an equal and opposite reaction from my mother. i've decided to document this phenomenon here

9. dairy my mother offered me today:
   i. bagel and cream cheese
   ii. annie's brand cheddar bunnies
   iii. taco chips with cheese dip
   iv. pizza
   v. chocolate and almond ice cream in a chocolate shell with chocolate sauce

10. mom packed lunch for the boat (when i offered to pack my own she said we were already running late, didn't want to cause conflict). all she brought were tortilla chips, cheese dip and salsa. i ate some.

11. it may also be of note that my mom weighs approx. 95-100 lbs. seems surprising or something idk.

12. oh, also, dreams i recall having last night:
   i. jackson and i found a lot of small bumps like tiny pimples on our genitals, like probably a dozen each, spent a lot of time trying to self-diagnose and then figure out who 'started' it, though seems clear it would have been me if that ever happened irl (because of 'dating history', just kidding i've had my yearly checkups, i'm std free, yaay)
   ii. actually it was just that one dream for today, but gonna make this a daily thing too maybe