gosh darn this freaking rapture, u guyz.

i was rly into the rapture when i first heard abt it. when i saw this billboard (on google, would have been sweet irl too i'm sure) i thought, yes i will save the date!

i recorded the date in my iCal and started getting excited for this:

then i started thinking abt some of the downsides. personally hoping i'm one of the 200 million people god chooses for this, cuz otherwise i don't even get to go to hell, u guyz. harold camping says if u aren't raptured, ur annihilated, meaning u just cease to be conscious. that would be a bummer. um, if i'm gonna die i wanna meet all the baddies. and if i can't meet the baddies, i guess i'll settle for meeting jesus. i just don't wanna stop thinking. that's like, freaking terrifying.

while i'm like probably excited and all in general, i am pretty freaking upset the rapture is tomorrow, cuz i missed out on all the free swag.

freaking pissed i can't get some free stickers and stuff. guess i can still download the books, tho. there's time to read them all before tomorrow, rite?